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They look so sweet ^__^ Cosmo lookin' kinda serious while Wanda and Timmy smile at his defense
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Jorgen - As a reward for doing so well, you get to do wand-ups!
Cosmo - That doesn't sound so bad!
Jorgen - 18 Million, NOW!
Cosmo and Wanda - One, Two, Three, Four...
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"Fun Box, oh Fun Box!
Small and Square and Dark!
Fun Box, oh Fun Box!
Check out these cool fun locks! "
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Marge: Homer, you need to deliver this work to Lisa at school!
Homer: *groans* I have to go to school?!
Marge: You can do this before you go to work.
Homer: Now I have to go to work?!
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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
-Thomas Edison
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
- Mark Twain
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CORNFLAKES =O
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This will scare the pants off those three or my name isn't June Arburckle
Jon from Garfield.
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Ryuko DragonHalf
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"One of these days, God's gonna use you... but until He does, take this pill." ~ Mark Lowry's parents
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